Is it no. 8?  It’s been ages since I delved into useless crap.  Well, this should largely speak for itself.  I’m not American, and to me the mere idea of a keg conjures images of moronic jocks bullshitting about how much they’ve drunk.  Why is a party automatically cooler if there’s a keg?  Beats the hell out of me.  Well, some douchebag has managed to even further alienate the non-imbecile population by sticking an iPod in it.  FUCK YEA PARTY DUDES!  WHERE’S THE KEG YO?  OUT THA BACK DAWG, AN GUESS WHAT?  I GOT THAT IPOD JUMPOFF TOO!  NO WAY.  WAY.  Read more after the jump.

So the story is some guy called Craig Jones started converting refrigerators into one-off  custom items, and blah blah blah.  Unless Craig Jones then discovered Nazi gold in a keg or shot someone with a bazooka, there is no hope that this story will result in even a remotely stimulating conclusion.  Anyway they aren’t called kegerators, they’re called Craigerators.  Bet he stayed up all night for that.  The iPod one is called “Fire and Ice” (FFS), and Craig reveals this one-off kegerator was designed for a “Pimp my Pad” contest.  Please, God, pimp my prejudice and deliver a timely lightening bolt.

Check out Craig’s site, if you really want.

Via Bornrich