Eugh,  I’m suffering from a crippling hangover this morning, so I’ll keep it brief.  Presumably the pitch of this rather sad product went like this “Hey, anyone who doesn’t like this idea is probably gay.”  And that’s how the Manwall was conceived.  Read more after the jump.

I mean it’s all kinds of pathetic, so I’m sure I don’t need to lay out why.  It’s $14,900 plus shipping, so you’re going to have to really love looking like a jock dickhead in order to shell out.  Vince Caruso, the designer says:

“This is the Taj Mahal of Man Room accessories, it has everything but the kitchen sink and we only left that out to make room for the full-size kegerator.”

Yea.  Party on dude.  Idiot.