For the man who has everything right?  It’s a desk, combined with a treadmill.  The rationale presumably behind it is that you can work whilst you work out.  You know, if you’re super busy.  But what the bejesus can you do on a desk whilst running?  Type?  Take notes?  Surf teh internets?  Read more after the jump.

By the way, you don’t get the screen, phone, chair or any of the stuff you see in the photo.  This thing is literally a desk with some buttons on it, and a treadmill.  Expect to see it in offices everywhere.  And the price?  Nearly five thousand dollars.  If you are indeed a fatty, save yourself the indignity and just get lipo.

Really want one?  Really?  Ok, it’s here.

Via The Awesomer