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Worst luxury product ever Part 1: The Vivienne Westwood Penknife
03. June 2009


This really is quite something.  It’s a penknife, rather a keyring penknife that you’d likely see in a museum gift shop, with the words “Vivienne Westwood” on it.  But wait, there’s a little pattern on the reverse side, featuring cocks.  An amusing little gesture, agreed, but there’s only so edgy (please, no pun intended) you can make a swiss army knife keyring.  Wait until you read how much it costs.  Find out after the jump.

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$424.  Jesus Christ.  It does come with a special “orb charm” on the keyring, which you may be able to see in the photo if you have some binoculars handy.  And if this is indeed the only element of the product that adds the extra value then this surely must be the only $400 ball bearing in the universe.

Buy it here, if you’re in the middle of a serious breakdown.

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Author: The Scumbag | Category: Uncategorized

2 Comments about “Worst luxury product ever Part 1: The Vivienne Westwood Penknife”

  1. Isobel wrote:

    Highly amusing…. love “must be the only $400 ball bearing in the universe”


  2. dundee wrote:

    Call that a knife? Its an implement for undoing crochet- and I want one!


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