To non-American people, SUV means 4×4, not Super Ugly Vehicle, as perhaps it should be known in this case.  It’s called the Spyker D8 Peking-to-Paris and the first example is on Jameslist right now for a little under $300,000.  Spyker have been around for donkey’s years, usually making fairly ugly looking cars, and this one commemorates Spyker’s involvement in the 1907 Peking-to-Paris race.   Read more after the jump.

So Spyker want this custom 4×4 to be known as “Super Sport Utility Vehicle” or SSUV, owing to it’s supercar performance.  Hmmm, ok.  But slaughtering a thousand cows for the interior doesn’t make it super.  It’s got a V8 under the bonnet, so I presume it’s got Kryptonite in it or something or I’m calling bullshit.