I was going to blog about Goldman Sach’s record bonuses this afternoon, but a cursory glance at twitter informs me that OMG PEREZ GT PWNED BY WILL.I.AM LOLZORS.  Because Perez is a little bitch and arguably deserves a good belting, I’m going to blog about this instead.  In short, it’s reported that Will.i.am of the Black Eyed Peas approached Perez at some awards ceremony in Toronto to voice (politely by all accounts) disapproval of Hilton’s slagging off of his bandmate and uber-milf Fergie.  Instead of taking it like a man (no pun intended), Perez reportedy called Will a “faggot” and then alleges that he was assaulted by the rapper.  Gay Rights aren’t quite as much of an issue now, eh Perez?  Read more after the jump.

I’m not going to go into all the details because primarily I’m lazy, and it’s been played over Perez’s Twitter account.  Nobody with any sense believes Hilton, because he’s a great big queeny narcissistic media whore who frankly is a nasty piece of work.  He was approached in a respectful way by a nice-guy rapper (not an abundance of those), a scuffle occurs in which Perez is then reportedly injured, then Perez then proceeds to Twitter the accusation rather than call the police.  The thing is, that the consensus from teh internets is “We know you didn’t hit that douchebag, Will.i.am, but if you did, we’d love you forever.”  I’d love you forever Will.i.am, and your just-above-average urban music.  I could only love you platonically though, because according to Perez you’re now a faggot, ok?