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Updated RussoBaltique V8 Luxury Armoured Car Could Have Won The Cold War
11. May 2009


So, you’re rich and successful.  You need a car to reflect how important your life is.  Some people opt for an armoured S Class Mercedes or SUV.  But if you’re living in Russia, it’s not unreasonable to expect that an attempt will be made on your life for the change in your pocket.  That’s why you need an updated RussoBaltique luxury armoured car.  Find out more after the jump.

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Helpfully, there’s a little bit of PR blurb on the listing for the car, which by all accounts seems to be a one-of-a-kind.  It’s so unintentionally hilarious that I have to show it to you:

“DARTZ.EU present armored car which shocked the World – PROMBRON’ (ex.RussoBaltique). This is oldest armored car brand in the World and famous Lenin’s speech was told from RussoBaltique armored car. Now – ultraluxury, ultraproof armored car.”

Ok.  An ultraproof car which shocked the world.  I get it.  But it does look pretty badass, and would kick the crap out of a Hummer.  Us decadent Westerners should lap this stuff up, and I’m sure Lenin would be very proud of that fact.

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See it and buy it at the Top Marques event in Monaco on the 15th-18th April 2010.  For more info, click here.

Author: The Scumbag | Category: Uncategorized

4 Comments about “Updated RussoBaltique V8 Luxury Armoured Car Could Have Won The Cold War”

  1. Ged Carroll wrote:

    It looks similar to the Lamborgini LM-002 which stopped being made a decade ago.


  2. DARTZ.EU wrote:

    We heard so many times: “It’s Lambo! It’s Hummer!”. No! No! No!
    It’s quite unique and quite different. Yes it’s square – because it is armored. But it is quite different.
    Visit our web – and You will check it for sure.
    We are not copyists and we are uncopied.


  3. The Scumbag wrote:

    Dartz, you’ve found my little post on you! As thanks, do you want to lend me this beast so I can test drive? Thanks in advance.


  4. DARTZ.EU wrote:

    Yes, Sir! We have full Zoo with such beasts….Some beasts are boobie :-) ))


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