Is it number 7?  I think so, anyway screw it, who’s counting.  It might be the fact that I’m in Starbucks again, it might be that the fucking woman over there has been letting her Blackberry ring and ring for the last half an hour, maybe it’s that reggae is on bloody repeat, or that I’m concerned that the last post is at serious risk of being irrelevant and unfunny, but I definitely need some kind of punch bag to unleash the fury that rages inside me like a burning hawk of resentment and borderline personality.  Sorry.  Anyway, enter the Arkeg Drink n Game.  Yea, ‘cos guys love videogames and beer, right?  Right.  So they’ve combined the two.  This is the first time I’ve looked at a product and thought it could actually induce autism.  Read more after the jump.

Yea, it’s geeky.  It’s retro.  It’s a “guy thing”.  *Beats head*.  It’s $4,000 for a beer pump and “gaming-ready” pc, preloaded with classics like 1942 and Mortal Kombat II.  Now, I used to love those games, you know, when I was a kid.  And if I did ever have the urge to relive those memories, I’ll buy a bloody eBay SEGA or Atari for £20 quid, then maybe play it with a cool can of premium lager in hand.  Maybe, perhaps, possibly if I’ve had a particularly bad day or I’ve got nothing better to do.  I suppose to a certain type of person I suppose it’s not a hard sell.  I’m thinking learning difficulties.  I’m feeling more retarded just looking at this thing.

If you’re also retarded, the Arkeg can be found here.

Via Bornrich