So, it’s pretty clear that the boffins at Sony Ericsson typed the words “female”, “expectations”, “mobile phone” and “patronise” into the supercomputer, and this is what resulted.  Ladies, prepare to be blown away.  Mirrors.  Lilac.  The words Dolce & Gabbana on the front of it.  I think that’s more or less the perfect symulchrum of a woman’s brain, right?  Read more after the jump.

Yawn.  So there are some specs to this thing, but girls, if this is designed for you then presumably you’ll just want to look at the pretty pictures.  You know, because you’re a woman.  Maybe if I wrote them like this: *****ITS TEH SEXIIIIEST FONE EVAR!  I <3 IT.  D&G!  SOOOO CUTE ^_^ *****.  Because you have to appeal to men’s and women’s tastes totally differently.  Just ask Sony Ericsson.

Via Cnet