If you’re reading this from outside the UK, you can more or less switch off, or watch this for some interim amusement.  Suralan Sugar chose Yasmina Shawaddywaddy over the much better-looking Kate Walsh in the final of the UK Apprentice, a series for which this year saw surely the greatest number of misguided cretins appearing.  Read more after the jump.

Having won on a task involving branding some fairly horrible looking chocolate, it was probably Kate’s misunderstanding of what a “mass market” product was (*author makes retard face*) that lost her the final.  Yasmina is now lucky enough to get her dream job.  Nobody has the curiosity, seemingly, to check out exactly what this dream job is that “The Apprentice” actually does.  Well, let me tell you, it’s dealing with this:

It’s a screen, with a terribly naff red LED ticker for putting ads in hospital waiting rooms.  Working at AMSCREEN sounds like a real laugh.  “Oh Yasmina, we’re off for a beer and a chat about this new exciting ad screen we’re selling – you coming?”  “Oh, no.  Thanks, but I’m having too much fun with this excel spreadsheet.”  What did Yasmina do before winning The Apprentice?  She owned her own restaurant.  You’re going in the wrong direction, stupid.