Just a warning, today is going to be a slow day.  This message is brought to you by the cretins at Virgin Media (why I outta…).  So sorry, ok, blame Branson for this, and his shitty provision of internets.  I don’t usually blog about celebrity house sales, as they are as frequent, and often as drab as you would expect them to be.  But this one stands out because it’s Sienna Miller’s (and she’s a fox), it’s surprisingly tasteful, and it’s dirtbag cheap.  It’s on the market for £995,000.  WTF?  Under a million for this?  I’ll happily be the last of many gentlemen callers to this swanky shag pad.  Read more after the jump.

Sienna Miller, is arguably, a bit loose so I sincerely hope there’s a thorough scrub down performed before completion of sale.  The property has been described as “Manhattan meets Morocco” ,  and includes terrace, gallery, Turkish bath and sauna.

It was bought in 2007 for £1.2 million, so she’s loosing out to the tune of £200,000 if she gets the asking price.  So why is it so cheap?  Obviously, the housing bubble has burst, and prices have naturally suffered.  And there’s some dispute about where it actually is.  Apparently its between St John’s wood (near to chum Kate Moss) and Marylebone, which are both posh areas, that’s quite a distance, and there could be all manner of crappy little areas in between.