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Prince Harry inherits millions, lucky bastard
16. September 2009


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Prince Harry is set to inherit £9m from his mother, Princess Diana, having turned 25 yesterday.  Whilst he’s got to wait until he’s thirty before he can get his ginger mits on it, he will earn over £300,000 worth of interest each year on the sum.  There isn’t really much more news on this than what I’ve already mentioned, and I’m desperately scratching my head trying to come up with a good joke on Prince Harry.  Maybe I’ll just bellyflop and say that Harry fits right into the army because he’s thick, racist, and has no idea who his dad is.  Legal update:  ALLEGEDLY, LAWYERS.

Author: The Scumbag | Category: Uncategorized

1 Comment about “Prince Harry inherits millions, lucky bastard”

  1. Ludramán wrote:

    So acerbic and so true.


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