There are loads of ludicrous phones that I could blog about right now, but I’m sick of the sight of them frankly.  So how about a lovely boat.  It’s a Magnum Marine 80, designed by Pininfarina, and I defy anyone not to want to start their own Ponzi scheme in order to get one.  Read more after the jump.

It’s 6.5 million Euros (where the hell is the Euro symbol on this forsaken keyboard?) and you do get a fair bit for that.  Combining James Bond performance from twin 2400hp engines and a top speed of 60 mph with the usual luxury offerings, it is also deceptively large.  The boat can accommodate up to for double cabins, en-suite baths, living and dining areas and crew accomodations.  How is that possible?  Is this thing some kind of Tardis?  Is there a trailer attached?  Anyway I haven’t got any interior shots anyway, so you’ll just have to take my word for it. Once I’m finished with my Madoff 2.0 investment programme I’ll be wearing a tuxedo as I hand a cheque to Magnum Marine, shoot at some henchmen, save a beautiful, if untrustworthy young woman, roar away in my new boat, and if you haven’t got the image I’m absolutely spoonfeeding you here, I’M JAMES BOND.  Ok Mum?  Now stop coming into my room without knocking, jeez.

Via Jameslist.