There’s loads of pretty cool car news afoot at the moment, but as I look down the page, it does look quite car-ish. So, in the interests of diversity, here’s something I found on the Daily Mail site. For those of you who aren’t British, the Daily Mail, unfortunately for many thoughtful people, is a widely read newspaper that represents the misplaced moral indignation of the British middle class, and an irrational fear of immigrants and cancer. This, of course, makes it compulsive reading because it’s hilarious. What I found out, whilst browsing on the site this morning is that Peaches Geldof, waste of space and spawn of Sir Bob Geldof, is the face of Miss Ultimo lingerie. Wow. That is quite a surprise. To be honest, though, I’m torn as she does actually look moderately attractive. Check the pics, and a fair and balanced critique after the jump.

Ok, so the two major observations are:

1/ Of course, the tattoos. I didn’t realise she’d gone into the tattoo parlour and asked “Can you just make me look like a huge lump of Stilton?”

2/ Photoshop. I know, it’s standard form to retouch, but as someone who is all too familiar with the liquefy function in photoshop, I don’t think we’re seeing …all of her.

But, I dig the 50′s look. So, you know, I’d hit it.