This is Panasonic’s robot floor cleaner called Fukitorimushi, which makes me MEGALOL because it has the phrase “Fukit” in it, which no-one can dispute is utterly hilarious. Oh come on. It looks like a pet pillow, is made of nanocloth and can only be a matter of days before it becomes self-aware and starts a nuclear holocaust similar to the movie The Terminator. More after the jump.

Apparently this nanocloth is made of thousands of polyester filaments each 7500 times thinner than a human hair. When it detects dirt, Fukitorimushi’s eyes will turn red (take note, planet Earth), and it’ll go and destroy the dirt. Or your pet or small child. It then returns to its docking station to recharge, and plot its next move. I’m more than a little freaked out by this.