Bit of a random inclusion I know, but not only do I want one, but it also gives me the opportunity to sound off about the teppanyaki restaurant Benihana. I went for a meal there once and was amazed at how everyone dutifully cooed over a chef who banged the grill moderately fast, chucked rice everywhere, tried to toss a prawn into my mouth, and yet at the end of it all produced some of the blandest food I’ve ever tasted. This restaurant chain is internationally famous: they’ve got photos everywhere of celebs all over the place. Top of the pile is George W Bush gurning with a chef under his arm. What kind of endorsement is that? The man can’t even chew. Read more after the jump.









