SCUMBAG MILLIONAIRE / You are now manually breathing.

WELCOME


Don't call it a luxury site.

Hello. We feature expensive things and expensive people, daily. Don't forget to subscribe. KTHXBAI.

Contact us:

General Chit Chat: thescumbag@scumbagmillionaire.com

Tips and Press Releases: tips@scumbagmillionaire.com

Advertising Enquiries: hai@lobstur.com

Me

Twitter: @sbmillionaire

Me

Interested in being a featured review? Contact us.

I'm looking for women     men Between: and From:


BLOG

Digital Wallpaper
21. September 2009


The reason posts are a bit late today is because my computer keeps crashing when I try to save a draft post or save anything.  First thing, fuck you Dell.  Second thing, check out this awesome digital wallpaper.  I’d love to buy this too, but I unwisely decided to invest in a Dell computer instead.  This rather sexy piece of geeky design caught my eye, and I thought I’d better up the class quotient on the site.  Reading odd articles back makes me realise that, although I do find cats hilarious, I’m hardly at risk of a Pulitzer here.  Saying that, if I was lucky enough to have one of these, I’d only have two modes: LOLcats during the day, and two bright red arrows saying “kitchen” and “bathroom” at night, for when I’m drunk and only the lowest brain functions are available to me.  More pics and vid after the jump.

hirzberger_innen_1-508x371

Continue Reading »

Targa Italia kitchen in a box
21. September 2009


Love things in boxes; kittens, lunches, the charred remains of my foes, you get the idea.  So when I saw this Targa Italia kitchen in a box, I was like: “IMMA BUY ME ONE”, but I’d carelessly forgotten that I’d actually spent all the money I had investing in the ill-fated west-end production of Deal or No Deal: The Musical, with Christopher Biggins as The Banker.  Still, I can still show you suckers.  If you do have the money to throw at this, then wait a second before you do, because I’ve got a once-in-a-lifetime investment opportunity for you.  Read more after the jump.

500x_opening-portable-kitchen-2

Continue Reading »

$47,147 Poseidon outdoor heater
18. September 2009


Wow, $50,000.  That buys you a lot, you know.  It will buy you an entry-level luxury car, a kick-ass holiday, or it can get you bail from, well, legally speaking I’m not allowed to say what from.  So if you’re going to buy a patio heater for $50,000, it better be the best damn patio heater in the universe.  This is the Poseidon, and I’m pretty sure I saw this being pitched on Dragon’s Den (American readers, think American Inventor, except not as mercilessly stupid) and as I recall, the guy pitching it came off as a massive asshole.  Still, an asshole with the best patio heater in the universe.  They can’t take that away from you.  Read more after the jump.

poseidon_way9R_12

Continue Reading »

Bye bye Briatore
17. September 2009


Flavio Briatore stepped down today as head of the Renault F1 team amid accusations of race fixing, citing a moral obligation to spare his employers further humiliation following the allegations of race-fixing associated with Nelson Piquet Jr’s crash in Singapore last year, benefiting the team’s other driver Fernando Alonso who went on to win the race.  Now I whole heartedly approve of his record with beautiful models, but this douchebag is about as trustworthy as that Thai masseuse.  I thought happy ending meant she just wanted to cheer me up.  Read more after the jump.

PD*30889661

Continue Reading »

Here’s a picture of Barack Obama with a lightsaber
17. September 2009


bk-obama-20090916-7302

Sorry internet, hella busy right now.  Posts soon.  In the mean time enjoy this picture of Obama with a lightsaber.

Prince Harry inherits millions, lucky bastard
16. September 2009


prince_harry.0.0.0x0.400x300

Prince Harry is set to inherit £9m from his mother, Princess Diana, having turned 25 yesterday.  Whilst he’s got to wait until he’s thirty before he can get his ginger mits on it, he will earn over £300,000 worth of interest each year on the sum.  There isn’t really much more news on this than what I’ve already mentioned, and I’m desperately scratching my head trying to come up with a good joke on Prince Harry.  Maybe I’ll just bellyflop and say that Harry fits right into the army because he’s thick, racist, and has no idea who his dad is.  Legal update:  ALLEGEDLY, LAWYERS.

Bugatti saloon concept looks like a fucking disaster
16. September 2009


I was going to save up all my car excitement/venom (but mainly excitement) for an uber post later this week, but I just saw this and was compelled to share this with you.  Maybe instead of “share” I mean “warn”.  WTF are Bugatti thinking?  Maybe if it was some aftermarket crap from Dubai or something I could understand.  Read more after the jump.

bugatti-galibier-large_3

Continue Reading »

WIN
15. September 2009


29870425

Patrick Swayze dies at 57
15. September 2009


Patrick-Swayze-Johnny-Castle-patrick-swayze-3108859-429-536

Patrick Swayze, for many one of Hollywood’s greatest leading men, has died following a long battle with pancreatic cancer. Jennifer Grey, who co-starred with Swayze in Dirty Dancing led the many tributes from stars and co-stars, releasing a statement that said: “Patrick was a rare and beautiful combination of raw masculinity and amazing grace.” It was reported that some days ago, he had left hospital to be at home with his wife, Lisa Niemi.

God I hope this Kanye thing becomes a huge meme
14. September 2009


 Page 6 of 24  « First  ... « 4  5  6  7  8 » ...  Last » 

Contact | © Copyright Scumbag Millionaire 2009. Original material is licensed under a Creative Commons License permitting non-commercial sharing with attribution. Powered by Dreamhost.


FRIDAY MAILOUT

Catch the Scumbag Millionaire mailout every Friday. Chock full of meaty chunks and vitamins, its the perfect end of week time waster.

Simply enter your email address to subscribe.

E-mail: