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Aston Martin do make great cars. Sure, they sometimes break down, and certain models sometimes borrow the cheapest components, but hey, it’s still an Aston, and it will increase your dick size. The Cygnet, is not only a terrible name for a car, it’s also a terrible idea. Basically Aston Martin are launching a city car, but they can’t really be bothered to make one, so they’re getting a Japanese model, a Toyota iQ, shipping it over, and slapping a badge on it. Read more after the jump.
Lindsay Lohan is for many, including me, a great source of schadenfreude . No matter what personal or professional lows may confront me in my time, at least I can remind myself that I am not, nor will I ever be as much of a skanky mess as Lindsay Lohan is. But things seem to be looking up. Sure, there haven’t been any acting or singing offers for a while, and she’s still quite a fan of, you know, stealing shit (allegedly, lawyers), but she’s a fashion designer now. And whilst I’m not a fashion designer myself, I’m pretty sure that being a fashion designer is the easiest job on the entire frigging planet. Lets have a look at some of the reactions to Lindsay’s fashion debut at the Paris Fashion Show as creative director for the French fashion house Ungaro. Read more after the jump.
It’s very easy to say that you’re “nearly” something. I’m nearly not-guilty. I nearly love you. But to say that you’re nearly supersonic is perfectly acceptable. Ever since the sad retirement of Concorde, anyone wanting to go a bit faster than the default airborne rowing boat gets my vote. Enter the new Gulfstream 650, which can travel anywhere in a 8,000 mile radius at mach 0.925 and 41,000ft. Read more after the jump.
Hello again, it’s Monday. I’ve used the classic half-write stuff for ages then ditch it in the vain hope that something else comes along method thus far, because I find it increasingly difficult to get inspired about new stuff that looks exactly like old stuff I’ve already written about. This thankfully doesn’t fall under this category. It’s called the Punch camera, and it takes regular digital images but allows its users to physically punch a rasterized image of their photo. The punched image gives information which can connect its users to the digital gallery. I’d love to do a spin-off product especially for the “hands-on” paparazzo. They could run up to whomever is desperate, haggered, irrelevant and attention seeking, and give them that attention by repeatedly battering them in the face with the camera. Oh, but I guess that wouldn’t really take a photo. I’d only really thought the first part through. Read more after the jump.
Is it no. 8? It’s been ages since I delved into useless crap. Well, this should largely speak for itself. I’m not American, and to me the mere idea of a keg conjures images of moronic jocks bullshitting about how much they’ve drunk. Why is a party automatically cooler if there’s a keg? Beats the hell out of me. Well, some douchebag has managed to even further alienate the non-imbecile population by sticking an iPod in it. FUCK YEA PARTY DUDES! WHERE’S THE KEG YO? OUT THA BACK DAWG, AN GUESS WHAT? I GOT THAT IPOD JUMPOFF TOO! NO WAY. WAY. Read more after the jump.
Great idea, good execution. Champagne in any kind of bag or box is always an exciting discovery, but I suppose this one does have the Mumm logo emblazoned across the top I it can’t be that much of a surprise. These three special edition Mumm champagne trunks will be released for Christmas and New Year, and feature 1998 vintage plonk, flutes, and are crafted in red, white and brown leather. Read more after the jump.
What a photo. I mean this is surely a perfect visual simulacrum of my brain. All that’s missing is a haughty young wench called Hortensia swigging Gin in riding jodhpurs. This awesome combination of Range Rover and shotgun is thanks to Overfinch, famous for Range Rover customisation, and Holland and Holland, famous for kick-ass shotguns. I can only imagine the serious weekend fun you could have in this sup’d-up top-end Range Rover with a fully stocked boot. Stocked with what, you ask… Read more after the jump.
Not often you can get a fridge in widescreen. This is the new Samsung fridge, designed by clever bods at Gro. It can be flipped at will between vertical and horizontal at will, and it’s a great idea. Perfect for when I finally get my hands on a whole Bluefin tuna. What’s the hold up Diasuke, you said you’d hook me up!
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