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Updated RussoBaltique V8 Luxury Armoured Car Could Have Won The Cold War
11. May 2009


So, you’re rich and successful.  You need a car to reflect how important your life is.  Some people opt for an armoured S Class Mercedes or SUV.  But if you’re living in Russia, it’s not unreasonable to expect that an attempt will be made on your life for the change in your pocket.  That’s why you need an updated RussoBaltique luxury armoured car.  Find out more after the jump.

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Ferrari Store Opens in London. Ferrari Placemats Anyone?
11. May 2009


So this weekend Ferrari F1 driver Kimi Räikkönen opened The Ferrari Store on Regent Street, London.  I have a number of problems with this, many of them aptly illustrated by some choice shots of the interior and the products therein.  See this tat after the jump.

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Discount Private Island = WANT.
08. May 2009


Due to the current economic climate, just as with regular property, private islands are falling victim to foreclosure.  Fancy snapping up some super-private real estate off the Great Barrier Reef? Find out more after the jump.

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Top 5 Silvio Berlusconi Moments
08. May 2009


Picking only 5 of what must be thousands of gaffes by Italy’s legendary Prime Minister is possibly the most difficult decisions I’ve had to make since deciding what to eat for breakfast*.  Combining sackloads of corruption allegations, conflicts-of-interest, mafia links (*allegedly, lawyers) with what amounts to comedy genius, here’s a tip-of-the-iceberg rundown of our favorite Silvio Berlusconi moments.  See our picks after the jump.

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World’s Most Expensive Car (for about 5 minutes)
07. May 2009


I always wince when I hear “OMG tihs is teh most expensive car evar!” next to whatever happens to be a record purchase at the time, as it’s only a matter of weeks before the next one comes along and trumps it.  But screw it.  OMG tihs is teh most expensive car evar!  It’s the legendary 1957 Ferrari 250 TR.  Find out more after the jump.

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Paul Smith Cricket Ball is Made of Win
07. May 2009


On first glance, I thought this Paul Smith cricket ball looked pretty wanky.  But on closer inspection, it does really look pretty cool.  And I’m assured it’s a fully functional cricket ball.  And you’d just have to play proper cricket with it too, dressed in black tie, with a bat made of ivory and Nazi gold.  Find out more after the jump.

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Friday Mailout Starts This Week
07. May 2009


Title says it all really.  Pop your email in (the box is on the right, should be fairly obvious where) for the Friday Mailout with all-new content.  Sign up, or I’ll cry salty tears of resentment and unfulfilled potential.

New Chanel No. 5 Ad with Audrey Tatou is Less Terrible than the Last one
06. May 2009


So, the new Chanel No.5 ad is here, and it’s called Train de nuit.  Being a French speaker, I can roughly translate this as “meaningless overacting”.  It stars Audrey Tatou from the excellent Amelie, and is directed by Jean Pierre Jeunet, also of Amelie fame.  The previous, Nicole Kidman Chanel ad sticks in mind as possibly one of the most offensive adverts to my eyes and ears, and I imagine the vision of Nicole’s Styrofoam face whining “I love to dance!” repeating in my head as I embark upon a murderous spree.  The less awful version is after the jump.

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Posh + Tea Pot = Sorapot
06. May 2009


I genuinely think this is awesome.  It’s not often that I can call a jumped up tea pot awesome.  The Sorapot  displays your tea in all its glory, surrounded by some pretty sexy stainless steel.  More after the jump.

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Stuart Hughes iPhone vs. Selfridges Blackberry
05. May 2009


Two recent high-profile phone “designer” editions.  One for the iPhone, the other a Blackberry Bold.  I know, these have been around for a couple of days now, so sue me.  I’m super busy.  Like at least one day a week.  So yea, here they are, to be honest there’s no contest, but its worth slaughtering one of them anyway.

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