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Geddit?! HBOS/Hboss? No? I’m wasted on you lot. So, rumoured to be another victim of his errors is Sir Victor Blank, who in the next short while is believed to be stepping down as chairman of Lloyds banking group due to investor pressure, following the disastrous acquisition of HBOS. More after the jump.
Luxist spotted this recently. To be honest I’ve been a bit grouchy about a bunch of stuff (site will back to full speed next week, promise) but since finding out about this, my day has got a whole lot better. This utter assault on taste is the product of some guy called Prince Marcus von Anhalt. Check the whores. Oh boy. Find out more after the jump.
Phew. Well it looks like things are more or less ok now, and like green shoots of economic recovery, so SBM recovers from a minor technical blip. Sorry it’s been clunky the last day or so, it’s mega irritating. What’s more irritating is that you guys have been without important newsy offerings. Do you know what are the top shared stories on BBC right now? In pictures: Budgie hassles kitten to play, and Surfer rescues drowning kangaroo. WTF. Some real news from “Teh Newscat” after the jump.
Y R THUR NO POSTS TODAY? Technical difficulties. Will be back v soon. Check Twitter for updates. SRY. Play me off, Keyboard Cat.
No of course it doesn’t. But I’m sure they’re very proud. Sorry, I’m grouchy this morning as I missed the Eurovision semi finals. Anyway, a rare blue diamond has sold for a record 10.5 million swiss francs ($12.4m) at auction in Geneva. More after the jump.
That there is a whole shit storm surrounding UK MPs’ expenses. You can’t help but have it shoved down your throat 24/7. Mainly by the BBC, who are presumably enjoying a bit of a timely role reversal and are taking every available shot to bash the crap out of the government. The reasons why I haven’t written about it are as follows: (a) it’s tawdry and boring, and (b) the revelations are coming so thick and fast that any article would instantly be out of date. So I’ll blog once this has settled down, if it ever settles down. Or if I have literally nothing better to do.
Surely the ultimate in sanity abuse, a designer grave lets the world know that even when six feet under, you are still a shallow douchebag. At this year’s Milan Design Fair, the Seeyou gravestone was unveiled. I’m no theologian, but I’m fairly certain that it’s a direct portal to hell. Find out more after the jump.
Hell yes. Alcohol and chocolate. I don’t really have any wise cracks to be honest because these sound really good, and at $36 for 18 they’re dirt cheap. More after the jump.
I can’t quite believe that I’m even writing about this, but I suppose it’s what you suckers want to read. Or I’m massively underestimating you. I don’t need to underestimate myself; the bar is already set woefully low. But, it’s just come up so to prove that I don’t just outsource all this to Laos weeks in advance, here’s a quick rundown. How does this relate to what SBM is about? Fucked if I know. They’re sort of rich I guess? Find out more after the jump.
So, you’re rich and successful. You need a car to reflect how important your life is. Some people opt for an armoured S Class Mercedes or SUV. But if you’re living in Russia, it’s not unreasonable to expect that an attempt will be made on your life for the change in your pocket. That’s why you need an updated RussoBaltique luxury armoured car. Find out more after the jump.
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