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$12m Ferrari 250 TR is most expensive car ever sold.
18. May 2009


You may remember we blogged about this a while back, and, true to form, the Ferrari 1957 250 Testa Rossa bagged a record breaking final price of €9,020,000 ($12.2 million) at RM Auctions’ annual Leggenda e Passione event in Italy.  More after the jump.

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Sir Victor Blank no longer the HBOSS. LOLOLOLOLOL.
17. May 2009


Geddit?!  HBOS/Hboss?  No?  I’m wasted on you lot.  So, rumoured to be another victim of his errors is Sir Victor Blank, who in the next short while is believed to be stepping down as chairman of Lloyds banking group due to investor pressure, following the disastrous acquisition of HBOS.  More after the jump.

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Phantom FAIL.
15. May 2009


Luxist spotted this recently.  To be honest I’ve been a bit grouchy about a bunch of stuff (site will back to full speed next week, promise) but since finding out about this, my day has got a whole lot better.  This utter assault on taste is the product of some guy called Prince Marcus von Anhalt. Check the whores.  Oh boy.  Find out more after the jump.

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Newscat: BT, RBS, MPs, Reposessions
15. May 2009


Phew.  Well it looks like things are more or less ok now, and like green shoots of economic recovery, so SBM recovers from a minor technical blip.  Sorry it’s been clunky the last day or so, it’s mega irritating.  What’s more irritating is that you guys have been without important newsy offerings.  Do you know what are the top shared stories on BBC right now?  In pictures: Budgie hassles kitten to play, and Surfer rescues drowning kangaroo.  WTF.  Some real news from “Teh Newscat” after the jump.

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Technical Facepalm
14. May 2009


Y R THUR NO POSTS TODAY?  Technical difficulties.  Will be back v soon.  Check Twitter for updates.  SRY.  Play me off, Keyboard Cat.

Most Expensive Blue Diamond Sold. Africa gets rich!
13. May 2009


No of course it doesn’t.  But I’m sure they’re very proud.  Sorry, I’m grouchy this morning as I missed the Eurovision semi finals.  Anyway, a rare blue diamond has sold for a record 10.5 million swiss francs ($12.4m) at auction in Geneva.  More after the jump.

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I know, I know.
13. May 2009


That there is a whole shit storm surrounding UK MPs’ expenses.  You can’t help but have it shoved down your throat 24/7.  Mainly by the BBC, who are presumably enjoying a bit of a timely role reversal and are taking every available shot to bash the crap out of the government.  The reasons why I haven’t written about it are as follows:  (a) it’s tawdry and boring, and (b) the revelations are coming so thick and fast that any article would instantly be out of date.  So I’ll blog once this has settled down, if it ever settles down.  Or if I have literally nothing better to do.

Designer Graves. There Better be a VIP Section in Heaven.
12. May 2009


Surely the ultimate in sanity abuse, a designer grave lets the world know that even when six feet under, you are still a shallow douchebag.  At this year’s Milan Design Fair, the Seeyou gravestone was unveiled.  I’m no theologian, but I’m fairly certain that it’s a direct portal to hell.  Find out more after the jump.

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Courvoisier Truffles. Get Drunk and Fat in One Go.
12. May 2009


Hell yes.  Alcohol and chocolate.  I don’t really have any wise cracks to be honest because these sound really good, and at $36 for 18 they’re dirt cheap.  More after the jump.

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Jordan and Peter Andre Split. World Mourns the Death of True Love
11. May 2009


I can’t quite believe that I’m even writing about this, but I suppose it’s what you suckers want to read.  Or I’m massively underestimating you.  I don’t need to underestimate myself; the bar is already set woefully low.  But, it’s just come up so to prove that I don’t just outsource all this to Laos weeks in advance, here’s a quick rundown.  How does this relate to what SBM is about?  Fucked if I know.  They’re sort of rich I guess?  Find out more after the jump.

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