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Getting my thumbs up for promoting the very agreeable activity of tea drinking, and the potential to indulge my habit of doing embarrassing impressions of Japanese people, Hitoma allows one to plonk a massive tea/meditation room in your house. Read more after the jump.
There have been murmurs for a while now that Hugh Heffner may be looking to sell off some of his assets (not a euphemism), and perhaps in the form of the Bransonator, he may have found a sale. Find out more after the jump.
Well, not quite Ferris’ house. If you remember, Ferris lived in a pretty normal townhouse. It was his mate, whatshisface, who lived in the awesome Ferrari tree house. In fact, the more I think about that movie, the more I remember it being really rather shit; a terrible attempt at making something sassy, with cringe worthy monologues to camera. “Sass”, says the director, “I want sass. And monologues.” More after the jump.
It’s $108,880. Yea. Just a reminder that this goes on your phone. It’s a case, designed to protect your expensive iPhone from the elements. And it’s made of gold. And it’s $108,880. Did I mention that? Find out more after the jump.
So good you want to try it out in a serious traffic accident. This helmet by Karl Lagerfeld for Atelier Ruby is decked out in tweed and has a pocket and connector for your iPod. Find out more after the jump.
Yes is the answer. It’s fantastic. Fantastically awful. It’s called the GoldVish Revolution, it costs nearly $500,000, and, God willing, I’m going to buy one and frame it for the good of humanity. Find out more after the jump.
There have been a few mega-posh bicycles brought out in the last couple of years – the most memorable one being Chanel’s $17,000, err, thing. Now it’s Fendi’s turn. I have to be honest and say I’m sure people like it, some idiots may even buy it, but I couldn’t give less of a toss about this thing. Read more after the jump.
Drinking. Gaming. Just add prostitutes and you’ve got everything for a perfect evening’s entertainment. This beautiful Vernice drinking and gaming case doesn’t come with prostitutes, but it is a wonderful vessel for drinks, cards and accessories. Find out more after the jump.
Can’t quite believe how ass this stunt is, but I guess it has worked, because I’m writing about it like a sucker. So for the promotion of Big Family Games, THQ are delivering Queen Elizabeth II a gold-plated Wii. Presumably THQ typed the words “royal” and “classy” into their supercomputer and the result “put gold all over it” came out. Find out more after the jump.
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