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That’s how much a this bespoke Airbus A380 being developed for Saudi prince al-Waleed bin Talal is going to cost. Holy motherloving Jesus. To put this in some perspective, one of the most popular large private planes in the world is the Boeing Business Jet, which is $42m. Read more after the jump.
More over at highsnobiety
Does it resemble…a shoe? A squid? Don’t know what to make of this thing, but it’s all over teh internets right now, and if it’s not another yacht, it’s another phone/phone case/car auction. So you and I better just suck it up and get on with this. Well, there’s a load of very impressive details about this Infinitas, but I’m not ruling out the possibility of getting too bored by the time the next paragraph rolls around and just dumping a load of photos on you. Better? Yea, better. More after the jump.
I know what you’re thinking. Why the hell would China bother buying bona fide luxury goods when they normally just counterfeit it all? Beats me, but it’s reported that Gucci, hot on the heels of a new Shanghai store a couple of days ago (its 28th in China), claims to be planning to take the total to 40 in the near future due to expansion of the luxury market in the country. Japan, on the other hand, is turning its back on luxury goods, and instead concentrating on taking more tourist photos and Pokemon. Read more after the jump.
There are loads of ludicrous phones that I could blog about right now, but I’m sick of the sight of them frankly. So how about a lovely boat. It’s a Magnum Marine 80, designed by Pininfarina, and I defy anyone not to want to start their own Ponzi scheme in order to get one. Read more after the jump.
If you’re reading this from outside the UK, you can more or less switch off, or watch this for some interim amusement. Suralan Sugar chose Yasmina Shawaddywaddy over the much better-looking Kate Walsh in the final of the UK Apprentice, a series for which this year saw surely the greatest number of misguided cretins appearing. Read more after the jump.
Do you remember that post where we said OMG tihs is teh most exspensive car evar! Well looks like there’s a new one. It’s an example of probably the most significant piece of German racing history though, so it’s fair game. It’s a fully restored 1938 Auto Union D-Type. Read more after the jump.
This is surely a desparate move. If you’re reading this from outside the UK, you may be unaware that the cabinet is in utter meltdown after a series of cabinet resignations (*read rats/sinking/ship). So whatcha gonna do Gordon Brown? Call a celebrity in to sort things out, you know, like in the TV Show? Can you do that Suralan? Can you just go and sit opposite naughty ministers and rebellious MPs and shout “Your Fired”? That’d be a real help. Read more after the jump.
There’s a lot of phone paraphernalia on the site at the moment, too much perhaps. But, like the proverbial drug dealer, I’m only giving you suckers what you want: moderately silly luxury phones. This example is pretty respectable, other than the fact it uses mother of pearl as a construction material. We hear there’s a doily included in the box, too. It’s the Mobiado Grand 350PRL. Read more after the jump.
Screw all this expenses rubbish. We don’t need more righteous, squeaky-clean politicians, we need more startlingly beautiful heiresses. Like this one, Elena Basescu, who is standing as a candidate in the upcoming European parliamentary elections. Read more after the jump.
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