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Andrew Paul, a city banker, is raffling off his life. This is really awesome. He’s a millionaire already, he’s gone through a divorce, and he’s offering people the chance to win his big house, car, boat and trappings of a millionaire lifestyle. For £20 a ticket. If he hits his target for ticket sales he nets £4 million. We’re hardly talking “giving it all away”. Read more after the jump.
Did Burberry ever actually make official baseball caps? I miss seeing those on chavs. If you’re reading this from outside the UK, you can put that last observation in the tray marked “totally irrelevant”. Anyway, Emma Watson aka Hermione from Harry Potter is the new face of Burberry. I have to say I’d probably rather have sex with Ron Weasly, but hey, at least someone finds her attractive. Read more after the jump.
Lindsay Lindsay Lindsay. You truly are a hot mess. I don’t mean “hot” as in attractive or sexy, I mean “hot mess” the way Americans say it, which I believe means “absolutely huge mess”. Although for legal reasons I can’t say she definitely did this (because of some pesky “legal system”), I’d bet all the money in the world that LiLo has been stealing again. Even though “International jewel thief” sounds glamorous, when you’re an international jewel thief with a drink and drug problem (allegedly, lawyers) and you’re batshit crazy, It does take the shine off a little. Read more after the jump.
I love Lamborghini. I can’t believe I haven’t blogged about them yet. I love how unashamedly fun they are, such that you can’t be taken serious driving one. You must not give a shit. Here’s Emil Badda’s concept for a new model, expected to replace the Murcielago. More after the jump.
Here’s something you may or may not care about. Roman Abramovich’s new mega yacht Eclipse has had its preliminary launch from it’s shipyard in Hamburg after more than two years’ construction. It cost $350 million. I’ll say that again. It cost $350 million. Read more after the jump.
The Art Basel art fair in Switzerland always gets some celebs tagging along. This year Brad Pitt dropped $1 million on Neo Rauch’s rainbow-colored racetrack painting, “Etappe,” at the booth of New York dealer David Zwirner. Surely he was on drugs, or maybe he’s going through a really bad time in his life, because it’s a shockingly bad painting. Surely I can’t be the only one who thinks so. Read more after the jump.
For the man who has everything right? It’s a desk, combined with a treadmill. The rationale presumably behind it is that you can work whilst you work out. You know, if you’re super busy. But what the bejesus can you do on a desk whilst running? Type? Take notes? Surf teh internets? Read more after the jump.
There hasn’t been a post yet today. For that you can blame Virgin Media (soon to be renamed “Fucking Virgin Media”) for the delay as I’ve only just got my internets back. Anyway, Heff’s Mercedes 600 limos are for sale, and I could very well make a load of simply hilarious jokes about the back seat (har har har). Read more after the jump.
Well they do, I guess. A picture (below) and a 20 second teaser trailer, more or less of the aforementioned picture. Way to keep us on tenterhooks, Bentley. It’s for a new saloon, known unofficially as the “Grand Bentley”, and it’ll probably drop in August. Read more after the jump.
That’s how much a this bespoke Airbus A380 being developed for Saudi prince al-Waleed bin Talal is going to cost. Holy motherloving Jesus. To put this in some perspective, one of the most popular large private planes in the world is the Boeing Business Jet, which is $42m. Read more after the jump.
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