Well hello there.  This will probably end up being published at around 4:30am GMT so I hope you all appreciate the commitment.  I have no idea what the hell is on TV, but I can hear Chris Moyles in the background (Non-UK readers you can just switch off for a second).  Do go away Moyles, Jesus.  I swear, landmines and child soldiers are funnier than this wretched aneurysm-made-flesh.  So how have you all been?  Me?  You’re desperate to know?  Oh, stop it.  Well, I started working as a janitor in at a top university, even though I felt like I was smarter that most of the students.  Some days I’d see an unfinished equation on a board in the hall, and, you know, I’d just finish it.  Wait, is this the plot of Good Will Hunting?  Nah.  So my best friend is Ben Affleck, and to cut a long story short, I got on with my life and won Minnie Driver back as my girlfriend.  I suppose you’re all waiting for some kind of gadget, or luxury tidbit from the highchair, so here’s something that caught my eye between fractious therapy sessions with Robin Williams.

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So it’s a Leica.  Why is it got some near-edible orange leather on it?  Because Hermès have got involved of course.  It’s called the Leica M7 Edition Hermès, comes in orange or étoupe (green).  The special Leica M7 Edition Hermès set also includes a matching, silver anodised Leica wide-angle lens and lens hood, and a sexy leather strap or something.  The two major points to note in this is that a/ this thing is a 35mm camera, not a digital, and b/ it costs $14,000.

Looks like I won’t be buying it then.  Not because I can’t afford it, no no.  It’s just last time I was developing film in a darkroom, as the photos became clear I saw Satan in them and it kinda freaked me out.  Wait, is this the plot from whats-it-called?  Nope.