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O HAI Lily Allen
31. July 2009


I can never quite work out if I find Lily Allen attractive.  It’s a gentle face, not unreasonable figure, mildly pathetic love me/I don’t care kind of attitute, but cute, I suppose.  Hmmm.  Will report back on this with a definitive answer.  Anyway, it’s been quite hush-hush, but Lily has been working with Mugatu (Karl Lagerfeld) because she’s fronting a new Chanel Bag range which I’m sure will change the world.  Read more after the jump.

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So she looks pretty decent in the shots, and I can definitely see why they’d pick her.  They get a shedload of awesome publicity because she’s never out of the papers.  It can’t be that she’s a style icon – big dresses and trainers?  Purleeeese girlfriend.  WTF did I just say? Quick, err, did you know that I simply love contact sports, girls with big boobs, cars, beer, violence and talking to “that bloke” down the pub?  Sweet, well rescued.

Author: The Scumbag | Category: Uncategorized

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