I can never quite work out if I find Lily Allen attractive. It’s a gentle face, not unreasonable figure, mildly pathetic love me/I don’t care kind of attitute, but cute, I suppose. Hmmm. Will report back on this with a definitive answer. Anyway, it’s been quite hush-hush, but Lily has been working with Mugatu (Karl Lagerfeld) because she’s fronting a new Chanel Bag range which I’m sure will change the world. Read more after the jump.


So she looks pretty decent in the shots, and I can definitely see why they’d pick her. They get a shedload of awesome publicity because she’s never out of the papers. It can’t be that she’s a style icon – big dresses and trainers? Purleeeese girlfriend. WTF did I just say? Quick, err, did you know that I simply love contact sports, girls with big boobs, cars, beer, violence and talking to “that bloke” down the pub? Sweet, well rescued.