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Margaritaville Explorer
18. August 2009


It was going to be yet another car post, but I’m in danger of alienating non-car lovers.  So I dithered for ages, half writing about 10 posts on fairly random crud that didn’t interest me terribly, and I’ve more or less picked the best of a bad bunch.  I mean it’s a cool product, and it’s expensive, it just looks quite crappy.  Almost as if the manufacturers of Super Soaker were designing kitchen appliances.  This is the Margaritaville Explorer, and it’s a portable battery-powered Margarita maker.  Read more after the jump.

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It features a rechargeable 18 V battery pack, pre-programmed drink settings, and a plastic 36 oz jar for durability.  It’s $300.  You better bloody love Margaritas for that.  Still in Starbucks by the way.  Might have to make a few of these coffees I’m having “Irish” by the end of the day.

Via The Awesomer

Author: The Scumbag | Category: Uncategorized

2 Comments about “Margaritaville Explorer”

  1. thejamtart wrote:

    I want one. Out of all the hilariously silly ridiculous products you publish, this is my number one. It does look dangerously close to being stocked in the kids aisle between the Bob the Builder truck set and a Tomy Bathtime Whirly Washers though…

    Plus – nice use of the Celebrity Squirrel!


  2. The Scumbag wrote:

    Always nice to meet a fan.


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