Louis Vuitton Chopsticks. Could they be real? Well, lets visualise this as a venn diagram. On the left we have countries who love chopsticks, and on the right we have countries who love counterfeiting luxury goods. Oh. Guess that settles it then. It’s fairly safe to assume that they came from China. Read more after the jump.


Luxuo found this on Goantiques.com, a site that is classy enough to include the “lick your chops clearance sale” (complete with comedy picture of a cat), so it’s not exactly inspiring me with confidence as to authenticity. Description includes “The Louis Vuitton Monogram VIP Chopsticks Set is one of the most elegant VIP items ever made.” VIP items? Just doing an exaggerated impression of a Chinese person saying “VIP items”. Yea, sounds like something they’d say. Excuse me whilst I sip from my VIP jumbo novelty mug. Anyway they’re $450 for 4, if you’re an idiot.