Lindsay Lohan is for many, including me, a great source of schadenfreude .  No matter what personal or professional lows may confront me in my time, at least I can remind myself that I am not, nor will I ever be as much of a skanky mess as Lindsay Lohan is.  But things seem to be looking up.  Sure, there haven’t been any acting or singing offers for a while, and she’s still quite a fan of, you know, stealing shit (allegedly, lawyers), but she’s a fashion designer now.  And whilst I’m not a fashion designer myself, I’m pretty sure that being a fashion designer is the easiest job on the entire frigging planet.  Lets have a look at some of the reactions to Lindsay’s fashion debut at the Paris Fashion Show as creative director for the French fashion house Ungaro.  Read more after the jump.

The LA Times said, “Nothing in the collection evidenced any real skill or discernible design work … there’s really no defending this misguided collection, other than as a desperate bid for attention from a house that hasn’t mattered since its founder retired in 2004.”

The Daily Mail said, “But the collection of mini dresses and blazers received a mixed response and prompted only lukewarm applause.  Fashion critics looked aghast at Lohan’s bra tops and stripper-inspired nipple pasties.”

The Telegraph said, “There were some truly hideous fashion faux pas. Silver sequinned ‘pasties’, for example, belong in a lap dancing club.”

And WWD – “the Bible of the Fashion World” – called the collection “an embarrassment … the clothes look cheesy and dated.”

Strippers.  Lap dancing clubs.  Lindsay should be pleased with these comparisons.  She was originally aiming for $5 hookers and must have overshot.

Via WWTDD