There wasn’t an update yesterday, for which I apologise.  The reason was that I was ended up watching cat videos for the day, and simply didn’t factor in the sheer number of LOLs I’d have.  I LOL’d for the whole day.  And I didn’t schedule in writing a post between LOLs, K? SRY.  Anyway, Kate Moss, Croydon’s most famous export and erstwhile catwalk botherer is due for a potentially enormous deal with retail tycoon Sir Philip Green.  So enormous is the deal that she stands to become the word’s richest model.  Read more after the jump.

We reported on news of Simon Cowell’s and Philip Green’s new entertainment mega-corporation a few weeks back, and it seems that Moss is being brought on board to direct the style and image of the business, reportedly worth $1.6 billion.  She stands to earn $80 million under profit sharing terms, doubling her net worth to $160 million.  Moss has worked with Green before on Topshop lines which worked very well, but there are rumours about getting Moss involved with the music side of the business aswell.  Really?  Is that really a wise move?  I mean I’m sure she sleeps with musicians and sniffs coke wonderfully, but they can’t be hiring for that surely.

Via Luxist