It was the MTV Video Music Awards last night, and Kanye, already king of the award show douchebags managed to fuck up again by storming on stage and talking jive.  The incident occurred during the acceptance speech of mouselike and impossibly cute country singer Taylor Swift, who was awarded best female video.  Kanye grabbed the mic to announce that fellow nominee Beyoncé had “one of the greatest videos of all time,” in “Single Ladies.”  Ow.  Poor Taylor was probably a hair’s breadth away from bursting into floods of tears.  “I was standing on stage and I was really excited because I’d just won the award and then I was really excited because Kanye West was on stage,” Swift recalled after the show. “And then I wasn’t excited anymore after that.”  Was pretty funny though, in the sense that only Kanye would have the magic formula of fearlessness and profound lack of foresight to be able to jump up and piss all over someone’s career highlight.  A Possible reason behind Kanye’s outburst after the jump.

And now a possible explanation for why Kanye was so terrible/hilarious:

Well, if he was going to get drunk, at least he did it properly.