In 2009′s Forbes Hip Hop Rich List, or as it’s now known the Hip-Hop Cash King err…list, Jay-Z has come in at number one.  All these “rap talkers” have taken a major cut in earnings over the last year, which means one of two things.  Either we’re in a recession or people are starting to cotton on to the fact that these people are kinda overrated.  Read more after the jump.

Jay-Z is at number 1 with $35 million, down a massive 57% from $82 million in 2008, P Diddy/Puff Daddy/P Twitty/Dadda/Doodo is number 2 with $30 million, and Kanyeezy is number 3 with $25 million.  50 cent is at 4 with only $20 million.  Didn’t he earn hundreds of millions last year?  Like $400 million or something for those vitamin drinks.  They’re gorgeous.  I’ll a fan of the red dragon fruit, or dragonberry or something.  It’s red anyway.  Bloody delicious, it is.  Am I still typing this?  I think I switched on to autopilot as soon as I started this post because it’s pretty dull.  There.  Finished.