I’m semi serious when I question why there haven’t been more ridiculous luxury bejewelled USB devices.  Maybe there have, perhaps they came out before Scumbag Millionaire launched and I started “caring” about these things.  The next question is, am I going to say two particular words that a number of people would think to rather smugly offer up when confronted with the amazing news that LV have a designer 4GB USB key.  Am I really?  Yes.  Geek Chic.  I’ll say it again.  Geek Chic.  Because it rhymes baby, and it simultaneously deals with the traditionally divergent characterisations of being geeky and interested in technology, and being chic and caring about people think of you.  Geddit?!  Read more after the jump.

So, this is the Louis Vuitton Damier Graphite USB Key.  Apparently, the USB key draws its inspiration from Vuitton’s iconic Damier Graphite signature.  I’m going to level with you here and say I have no idea what the hell that is.  Is it a signature in graphite?  Is it a signature of a man called Damier Graphite?  Anyway, you can see from the picture that it’s just a bog standard USB Key with a keyring on the end, with Louis Vuitton emblazoned across it.  And it’s shiny.  You can buy it in stores or online for $450.  And then you can be weak chic.  I’m here all week.