Yes is the answer. It’s fantastic. Fantastically awful. It’s called the GoldVish Revolution, it costs nearly $500,000, and, God willing, I’m going to buy one and frame it for the good of humanity. Find out more after the jump.
So, the swiss company GoldVish, the creators of the world’s most expensive phone – the Goldfish Le Million – have come out with this, the Revolution. It presumably refers (cleverly) to the revolution of the watch parts, the revolution in phone design, and the revolution of my stomach as I become nauseous.
Covered in diamonds, and gold of the pink and white variety (classy), this all goes largely unnoticed due to the HUGE FUCKING WATCH in the thing. WHAT? It’s a phone, with, unbelievably, a watch already in it. Just look at the screen. There, see? That’s the time. Oh that’s lucky because I’m having real trouble reading the time on the giant mechanical watch there with all the crazy pills I took when buying this thing.
The watch mechanism is assembled by the moderately famous Frederic Jouvenot, it will retail at $488,150 and only 9 will be made. Baffling.
Literally, if you bought this, and didn’t give the cash to Unicef instead, you’d be Satan. At least we know that there are only 9 Satan’s in the world.