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iREV. What?
20. October 2009


This thing is a bumper boat apparently.  Ok.  Like a themepark boat thing.  With a grill in it.  And a parasol.  It’s $24,000.  I’m no boat expert, but I’m not convinced there’s value in this thing.  It resembles a plastic mould seat that you used to find in McDonald’s, with a £10 parasol, and a BBQ.  And a radio.  To complete the package, the boat can only be used on dry land as it has a habit of sinking.  And it’s highly flammable.  Those two last ones are a bit of freestyle on my part, lawyers.  Pics after the jump.

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KUEMMERLING

Shortly after this photo was taken, all these people died in a terrible terrible accident.

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Author: The Scumbag | Category: Uncategorized

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