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Fendi bicycle belongs in the river.
25. May 2009


There have been a few mega-posh bicycles brought out in the last couple of years – the most memorable one being Chanel’s $17,000, err, thing.  Now it’s Fendi’s turn.  I have to be honest and say I’m sure people like it, some idiots may even buy it, but I couldn’t give less of a toss about this thing.  Read more after the jump.

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It launched with a big party where I’m sure some famous people turned up, it’s called the Fendu Abici Amante Donna which roughly translates to “By the way did you know my bike’s a Fendi?”, it’s expensive and has some leather on it.  Phew, I think I’ve got the boring stuff out of the way.  I have to hand it to them though, they know full well that this bike is going to be in a whole mess of music videos by next month and people like Kanye will be jabbering on about it on his blog along the lines of THIS FENDI BIKE HAS SWAGGER ON A HUNDRED TRILLION.  IMMA GO COP IT SO I CAN RIDE IN THE PARK AND THEN I’M GONNA RIDE TO THE MALL AND BUY A BOOK AND THEN DO SOME READIN AND YOU SHOULD DO TOO Y’ALL IGNORANT ASS MOTHERFUCKERS.

Prices range from $5,900 to $9,500.

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Author: The Scumbag | Category: Uncategorized

1 Comment about “Fendi bicycle belongs in the river.”

  1. Anonymous wrote:

    PeeWee Herman called, he wants his bike back!


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