Made of grade-1 titanium, resin, and neodymium (is that a real material?), this Intelligent Design Bluetooth mouse is $1200.  I literally can’t care at all enough to crack wise about it.  It’s not going to change the world.  But, you know, no harm was done either.  Because usually to get in the mood for a snarky post I have to discharge all my feelings of love and compassion by tickling a kitten to death.  Back garden’s looking mighty full about now.  More here.