You may remember way back that we featured a super-hardened luxury version of the old Russo Baltique armoured car by Dartz.  Well, there seems to be a new €1million version of this monstrosity, and, well, it’s red.  And it has whale penis upholstery.  No really.  I remember it was only maybe a month or so into starting the blog that I started to speak to the guys from Dartz, and thinking, “all things considered, these people are fucking crazy”.  I was infact considering visiting their production facility in Riga, Latvia and having some laughs.  Then I realised that the trip would have probably concluded with me being shot in the face with a tazer after burning down a strip club.  Read more after the jump.

So, this is a €1million special Monaco Red Diamond Edition.  As well as the ridiculous armour of the original, this one comes with matte ruby red paint job, gold-plated bulletproof windows, 22′ Kremlin Red Star bulletproof wheels, tungsten and white gold gauges adorned with diamonds and rubies, an additional outside kevlar coating, custom Vertu mobile phone with an alert button and a whale penis leather interior.   Yes, whale penis interior.  I would hate to think how they did the piping on the seats.

Via Jameslist