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Cook-N-Dine teppanyaki grill
04. September 2009


Bit of a random inclusion I know, but not only do I want one, but it also gives me the opportunity to sound off about the teppanyaki restaurant Benihana.  I went for a meal there once and was amazed at how everyone dutifully cooed over a chef who banged the grill moderately fast, chucked rice everywhere, tried to toss a prawn into my mouth, and yet at the end of it all produced some of the blandest food I’ve ever tasted.  This restaurant chain is internationally famous: they’ve got photos everywhere of celebs all over the place.  Top of the pile is George W Bush gurning with a chef under his arm.  What kind of endorsement is that?  The man can’t even chew.  Read more after the jump.

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Anyway, back to it.  This is the Cook-N-Dine (no points for name) grill plate.  I mean there are details on it, but they’re along the lines of “type 304 German stainless steel”, so I’ll spare you.  But if I was getting a new kitchen, i’d definitely invest in one of these.  Then I’d invite Dubya round, and get him do line of coke off it.  ALLEGEDLY, HUGE PRESIDENTIAL LEGAL TEAM.  Right, sod this, I’m off to play some free online flash games.

More – Cook-N-Dine.

Via Born Rich


Author: The Scumbag | Category: Uncategorized

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