Sorry thing have been so slow off the mark today.  Spent the entire morning on the phone to HSBC.  As I tried to explain just one of the myriad ironies of the bafflingly contradictory way in which modern banks operate, I swear this woman only understood the word “letter”.  So she concluded the conversation with “So would you like me to send you a letter summarizing what we’ve spoken about today?  Would that be helpful?”  Yes, please.  Can you also explain to me some other things, like what money iz.  Because I don’t understand it.  Nor do I understand law or economics.  In fact I’m a complete retard.  Good job I’ve got you monkeys handling my finances, eh.  Anyway, from the ridiculous to the sublime.  What do pets love more than a good comfy lie down?  That’s right, they love cinema.  Dogs, cats, rabbits, they all love a good movie.  In fact, my friend’s dog, Muffin is going to be reviewing the new Sam Taylor-Wood movie later this week for the site.  Seriously.  Now that I’ve said that, I’ve got to follow through.  This thing is called the CinePetLounger.  As a side note, you shouldn’t be giving a dog popcorn like that, unless you want it to poo what will look like a BMX handle grip.  Read more after the jump.

This thing packs in-arm storage for treats and a stainless-steel holder for a water bowl.  Available in movie-house velvet, mohair, silk, suede and leather, it costs from $1,695 to $1,995.  Do you know what else dogs love about cinema?  The movies of Sarah Jessica Parker.  *Reaches for high five*  HAYOOOOOO!

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