You know when you’re bored/drunk/bored and drunk at a dinner party, and you ask your fellow diners who they’d invite to their fantasy dinner party (subtext: you are all shitty company), only the hickest, most brain damaged moron could ever think Sarah Palin would make a good guest. If you are that person, you actually can have dinner with the Republican former vice-presidential candidate and erstwhile governor of Alaska for $25,000 (about £15,250). It’s an auction (on eBay, of course) for a veterans charity, and here’s the best bit: you have to shlep all the way up to alaska for the privelege. Oh yea, and Todd Palin will be there. Be sure to use the journey up there to think of all the riveting questions you could ask him. Read more after the jump.

The charity describes the dinner as “the chance of a lifetime to experience an evening with Governor Sarah Palin”, adding: “She is, quite simply, one of the most talked about people in the US, and she and Todd will sit down with you and up to four of your friends for dinner.” Hmmm. The auction starts today.
Via Guardian
Dinner with Sarah Palin? My vision of an early Hell!