God I’m in a foul mood.  I’m 110% pissed off.  That means I could see a puppy, cheer up by 10% and still be completely miserable.  Anyway it’s a good job I’ve got some tat in the crosshairs.  It’s been a while since I found a fantastic drink who sold out.  Belvedere have “collaborated” with some French graffiti artist Andre to produce, well, I don’t know.  But it’s got shocking pink on it, and the only thing I can think of is the re-branding task that occurs in each year of the Apprentice, where they have to shoot some half-baked ad.  You’ll see what I mean after the jump.

It’s called Belvedere IX, and boy does it look naff.  I mean wow.  Andre must love the Bronx in the year 1983.

It apparently features such flavours as ginseng, guarana, acai, ginger, sweet almond, jasmine, eucalyptus, three cinnamon, and black cherry.  And spaghetti*.

Here’s some video for it.  I don’t have too much to say about it, just imagine it came from misguided Apprentice contestants.  You’re fired, Belvedere.

You want to find out more?  Really?  Ok.

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*May not contain spaghetti.