Hmmm.  Not wishing to patronise here, but your furniture ranks up there with gas, people and alcohol as one of the most flammable things in your house.  “I’m just going to put the fire chest on darling” could almost certainly result in an advert ending with the line “so, check your fire alarm”.  But, hey, as long as it looks classy, right?  Some websites have named this as “Mall Fire” but they haven’t quite realised the name is “Malle a Feu” (i.e. “trunk fire” *makes idiot face*).  It’s by Atria, who are quite well known for this sort of thing.  When I say “thing”, I really mean putting the power of fire in chests, children’s shoes, cat flaps etc.  Some of those may not be true.  Read more after the jump.

In fairness, I think it’s supposed to be a heater when used outside, and furniture inside, but after only a trifling amount of mind altering substances, you’re definitely going to try this inside.  It uses Bio Ethanol, and retails for $5,395.

Buy it here.

Via Gizmodo