To be honest, I should have really covered the Frankfurt Motor Show last week.  I was bereft of inspiration and was a bit fretful that, come Monday, I wouldn’t care about anything enough to write about it.  But then I put on that John Farnham song You’re The Voice, and like some burning eagle of misplaced enthusiasm came this super-expensive sparkling Blackberry.  Man I love that song.  It’s so perfectly kitsch and 80s it makes you feel like He Man after slaying some monster in a loincloth with a huge sword.  Of course, I haven’t done that yet.  As soon as I finish typing some words on my computer keyboard and browse on the internet a bit.  So, this is a custom Blackberry by Alexander Amosu, it costs over $2m, and that gives it the dubious honour of being the most expensive Blackberry in the known world.  Which, I should say, is the whole world.  I mean I think it’s safe to assume that there isn’t some remote part of the world that has so far gone undiscovered in which Blackberries exist without human knowledge, so that really is an unnecessary precondition.    Read more after the jump.

Alexander Amosu has done loads of bejeweled stuff in the past, and this one is solid 18 carat “yellow gold” (surely that’s just “gold”), encrusted with nearly four and a half thousand diamonds.  It comes with some global concierge service, but frankly if you’ve spilt 2 million on this thing, it’s more than likely you’ve already got someone to handle all that.  Only three have been made, and the first one has been sold.  Where to, but the Middle East of course.

Via Bornrich